The Download Munkey : Finder of Things …

Discovered John Cooney’s I Love Traffic off Armor Games’ official blog back in April this year – a a short 20-level puzzler combining elements of twitch gaming, quick thinking, pattern matching and estimation skills. I Love Traffic is refreshingly addictive for a game that contains no violence and has a soothingly pleasant colour palette to boot.

Inadequate allocation and (occassionally) criminally-neglient misplacment await you in each level as you control ALL the traffic lights in an attempt to prevent congestion while maintaining a perfect 0% accident rate at the same time.

One of the more sensible road designs

By controlling when each traffic light change from red to green and vice versa, you’ll attempt to squeeze as many vehicles across one or more junctions with every change of the traffic lights to beat the time limit and complete each level. If you think that juggling multiple traffic lights and atrocious road designs was already bad enough, the random appearance of speeding police cars, slow-moving buses and long trailers will definitely drive you bonkers. But then again, there’s nothing like seeing a lumbering trailer clear the junction moments before a police car streaks past.

The first ten levels are essentially confidence-building exercises – later levels especially the final level will really test your estimation skills and multi-tasking skills.

Play I Love Traffic at Armor Games or check out John’s other games.

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The counterweight trebuchet was one of the most awe-inspiring siege machines of the medieval age (or the one of the most fearsome, depending on which side you happened to be)

Its range and power may pale in comparision to the gunpowder artillery that rendered it obsolete – advances in gunpowder and artillery design resulted in the infamous Paris Gun of WWI which fired 94 kg shells out to a range of 130 km – but a trebuchet’s ability to hurl 100+ kg rocks, diseased cattle and other projectiles at or over the walls of an enemy castle 270 metres away was mightly impressive for its time.

Inspired by Liam Bowmers’s Castle Clout, Armor Games’ Crush the Castle offers you the chance to tear down 24 different castles with a wonderfully animated trebuchet recreated in loving detail. Artwork in this game is supplied by Chris Condon of Con-Artist Productions (The Last Stand, Warfare 1917, etc)

The first few “castles” are questionably designed – I’m certain that medieval lords did not build their castles on stilts like this one here.

This masochistic lord probably wanted a superior vantage point to better witness his own (literal) downfall, I guess

Besieging a shabby wooden stockade complete with three beautiful princesses in Crush The Castle? How unchivalrous

It’s a delight to watch the physics kick in as stones (and later, primitive bombs) from your trebuchet make solid hits on the weak points on the castle causing the entire shoddy structure to crumble and collapse like a house of cards. And no, Crush the Castle isn’t meant as a history lesson – castles back then definitely didn’t topple over by themselves even when hit by the huge projectiles fired from an even more massive trebuchet and neither did they build castles this badly

Behind the comic facade of silly lords falling to their death from their grandoise but obviously unstable fortifications, there are several good puzzle-like designs in here – particularly a couple where the wrong shots would bring down half the castle but trap the remaining characters beneath multiple collapsed pillars of wood and stone, while simultaneously protecting them from your projectiles.

Once you have destroyed all 24 strongholds, you can create your own castles and then test their defensive strength with the built-in level editor.

Overall, Crush the Castle is a wonderful little timekiller – nothing to complain about there except for the fact that you only get five shots to take out all the inhabitants of the castle, be they haughty royalty or loyal knights and men-at-arms. Why anyone would take the trouble to erect a powerful trebuchet only to fire only five rocks is beyond my comprehension – must be the fickle pettyiness of those feudal times.

Play Crush The Castle.

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Normally one wouldn’t associate the idea of fun with the tedious but obviously important task of chopping firewood for the (hot) pot but this frivolous Flash mini-game at the official Japanese website for Taiko no Tatsujin seems to imply otherwise (and yes, I do know that Taiko no Tatsujin has been featured in more than one post here )

和田イヌ (which supposedly translates to Wada Inu according to this GameFAQs article – inu means dog in Japanese) is trying to gather as much firewood as possible for his yosenabe (cooked in a claypot known as donabe) within a single minute and it’s your job to help him.

Over-application of force

Despite its appearance, this mini-game is no clickfest but is actually a test of hand-to-eye coordination since Wada Inu has to judge and time each attempt so as to utilize the minimum amount of force necessary for splitting each wood block with a single stroke of his axe. Using too much force simply wastes time which could be better spent on splitting more wood. Conversely, an underpowered strike will only lodge the axe bit in the larger blocks, requiring him to either retry again with greater force and finesse or hammer the wood repeatedly until it splits (much slower).

Boing! Under-application of force.

It’s a cute little diversion that should last you more than a couple of tries during lunchbreaks or for those days when you need to entertain youself with something brainlessly simple (and admittedly pointless).

So how many logs can you split ? My current record is at a lowly 60

Play this Taiko no Tatsujin log-splitting mini-game. (sorry, I’ve absolutely no idea what the Japanese game title translates to)

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Swords & Sandals 2 : Emperor’s Reign is just one in a series of five commercial Flash games in the Swords & Sandals universe by Australian devs 3rd Sense. As its name implies, it’s loosely based on the famous Roman gladiators – loosely because you don’t see purple-haired and blue-skinned gladiators in history books, do you?

The game starts with you customizing your fighter’s appearance and skills. Don’t be tempted to make your warrior a jack of all trades though, since an average fighter will find very few tactical options viable against the specialist heavy hitters or agile ninjas (yes, there are ninjas in here, another -1 for realism )

Once you survive your first fight against a fellow prisoner in the dungeon , you’ll get the chance to equip weapons, armour, potions and magic scrolls (the first Swords & Sandals has no magical elements so purists might want to try that instead) before heading to the arena which either ends in glory or death.

Duels are available at the arena to train your gladiator, the defeated losing a sum of gold rather than their lives. After advancing two levels, your fighter must participate in a tournament with other veterans in a fight to the death.

In the actual fight, both combatants can utilize strikes of varying force, pelt the opponent with projectiles from slings and bows or charge to take the fight to an evasive or retreating opponent.

Your skills and armour affect the effectiveness of your attacks and defences as well as the range of tactical options.

For example, a clumsy brute with low agility can only charge a very short distance which makes him defenceless against fast opponents armed with ranged weapons (thankfully, ranged weapons come with limited shots) Likewise, weaker fighters with low vitality and/or low defence skills may find themselves reeling from a single blow from a more powerful opponent.

Analyzing and exploiting your opponent’s weaknesses (view Stats before each fight) is vital for your survival in the gruelling tournaments, especially the final fights against merciless heavily armed bosses like the fearsome Son of Stylonius below.

Glory!

Death!

Play Swords & Sandals 2 : Emperor’s Reign (demo version) or buy for 19 USD.

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I love virtual collectible card games and Mytheria is no exception. This Flash game by
Diffusion Games was only given a brief mention in Jayisgames‘ first Link Dump Friday of 2009 so I thought I might provide more extensive details on this fun little timekiller.

If you have played CCGs like Magic : The Gathering (sorry, it’s the only CCG I have any experience with), you’ll find the rules for Mytheria rather easy to learn and play. For those that haven’t, the single-player campaign will gently ease you into the world of Mytjeria while teaching you the nuances of the game system in the first three missions. The rules aren’t as complicated as physical CCGs though – no upkeep applies for deployed units and there isn’t a system for interrupts as in Magic : The Gathering.

As in any other CCG, power is needed to summon units and cast instants (the Mytheria equivalent of spells), enchantments and auras (global enchantments). Unlike Magic : The Gathering though, Mytheria’s multi-coloured powers are not acquired by playing land cards – instead, you are forced to decide on either increasing the rate of power growth by one each turn or draw another card from your deck. I find this game mechanic rather ingenious as it not only adds a degree of strategy to each game but also makes the game fairer for both players since resource management no longer depends on luck but on each player planning ahead.

Furthermore, by allowing players to directly control the power growth, it increases the possible strategies of deck construction since players can actually build and play decks containing a swarm of many weak, low-cost units to quickly rush and overwhelm the opponent or opt for a smaller selection of powerful high cost units bolstered with multiple enchantments and auras and so forth. Unfortunately, custom decks cannot be used in the campaign but only in the Challenges which will allow you to acquire another six additional cards for the Deck Builder.

The five factions with their distinctive strengths and playing styles affect deck construction (obviously ) as well as make playing each mission in the campaign a very different experience especially when facing a deck from another faction.

Scythian (red) – Relatively strong units and direct damage instants make this faction very straightforward to play with. Leader units like Commander J’Ardan and Scythian Elites gain strength when deployed with other Scythian soldiers.

Solarian (white) – Strong defensive units like Solarian Fortress bear the brunt of the the enemy attacks while Solarian Walkers provide the offensive punch. Many healing and defensive enhancements are available for the Solarian faction.

Hrathians (blue) – Comparatively cheap robotic units.

Myrkin (purple) – Average units with a focus on instants, auras and enchantments like Power Drain that disable your opponent’s units and power resources.

Blackguard (black) – Mutually destructive auras and enchantments like Biochemical Assault and Contamination and make playing with or against this faction a very unpredictable and challenging affair.

Play Mytheria.

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