Random Monday : asdfmovie aka Say No to Birthday Cakes!

I learnt a lot from James Cunningham aka PivotRJ’s animated short asdfmovie last weekend, things like:

  • I must not want a birthday cake this year.
  • I must not smell the flowers
  • RPG games make you violent


© James Cunningham (PivotRJ)

Don’t smell the flowers!


© James Cunningham (PivotRJ)

Stay away from RPG gamers!


© James Cunningham (PivotRJ)

Don’t kill him (or her or it)!


© James Cunningham (PivotRJ)

Ties are evil!

Sure, most of the animations are rather frivolous but if just a single one cracks you up, I think it has more than fulfilled its purpose. Besides, laughter is the best antidote for those damn blue Mondays :D .

Did I also mention the excellent mouth-synching of the animation with the voiceovers by Tomska & Bing too?.

Watch asdfmovie on YouTube.

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Military Tuesday : Operation Flashpoint 2 - Dragon Rising ‘Sheer Scale’ Trailer

CG rendered game videos are getting more photorealistic by the day, and Codemasters’ Operation Flashpoint 2 : Dragon Rising is no exception. Besides, the fictional scenario presented in the trailer reminds me of Jeff Head’s freely downloadable novel Dragon’s Fury on a hypothetical World War III instigated by militaristic regimes in China and the Middle East.

This ‘Sheer Scale’ trailer for Codemasters’ sequel to 2001’s Operation Flashpoint : Cold War Crisis showcases significantly larger battles than the original game. Below is a sypnosis and analysis of the 2 min trailer.


© Codemasters

An American special forces team (identified by their helmet and the silenced MP5s) takes out an enemy outpost. The sentry seems like a PLA soldier since the carbine he’s holding looks like the current PLA service weapon, the QBZ-95.


© Codemasters

But I’m curious about the camouflage worn by the American soldiers, since it doesn’t look like the current US woodland pattern and is probably one of the new digital camouflage patterns like the Army Combat Uniform Pattern (ARPAT).

The identity of the outpost occupants are revealed when they exclaim in Chinese the moment the American troops burst it and secure the building.


© Codemasters

After completing their objective, the squad is surprised and taken out by enemy (artillery?) bombardment while exiting the building. The camera then cuts to show a group of Strykers rumbling into the area.


© Codemasters

Encountering enemy PLA Type 92 armoured personnel carriers and infantry ahead, the Strkyers engage the vehicles while soldiers quickly dismount from the back to provide additional firepower.


© Codemasters

Enemy reinforcements from the flank almost overwhelm the Americans until a flight of AH-64 Apaches arrives to save the day. Finally found the the enemy armour that took out the Stryker at 1:09 after replaying the video several times (see closeup in second pic below - top right corner).


© Codemasters

Later, a flight of UH-60s land troops into the fight with door-mounted chaingunners pouring suppressive fire into the town ruins.


© Codemasters

The camera then zooms out to show a couple of Nanchang Q-5 ‘Fantan’ flying past and finally the island where the skirmish has taken place.


© Codemasters

The Wikipedia article for Operation Flashpoint 2 : Dragon Rising states that the island in question might be Okinawa but I doubt that the architectural style of the buildings in the trailer look more European than Okinawan.

Download the ‘Sheer Scale’ trailer at Gametrailers or visit the official Operation Flashpoint 2 : Dragon Rising website.

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Games Thursday - Initial D Opening Cinematic

This opening cinematic for Initial D : Extreme Stage, the PS3 edition of the game series inspired by the manga/anime of the same name, is probably one of my favourite racing game trailers for this year, the other video being this trailer for Codemasters’ GRID. Thankfully, the Initial D trailer focuses totally on fast cars and slick driving skills instead of having ladies strutting their stuff at the starting line for half the trailer in one of the “underground/street” style racers (can’t really recall the game now but I think it was probably Juiced 2 : Hot Import Nights)

There’s shiny cars modelled in intricate detail (just keep in mind it’s CG and not the actual gameplay though) and skillful drifting action covered by some great camera angles in this trailer which you can view online or download at Gametrailers.

While I have never read the manga or watched the anime series before, I did watch the 2005 movie starring Jay Chou although all I can remmember from the movie were the dark mountain passes and the three cars - the white Toyota AE86, the yellow Mazda RX-7 and a Nissan Skyline which are all shown in the trailer. BTW, if you’re looking for the Eurobeat track in the video, it’s Dive into Stream by M.O.V.E.

Dowload or watch the trailer at Gametrailers or visit the official site for Initial D : Extreme Stage.

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Random Monday : Dragon Fellow (Movie + Lyrics)

Something positive and heartwarming to kickstart of a brand new week :)

The lyrics for Jack Houston’s beautiful ballad Dragon Fellow transcribed directly from the movie (below) made by the July 2005 class at DAVE School (see previous post on Tofu : The Vegan Zombie).


© DAVE School

And if you’re wondering whether that’s Jack Houston in the video, it is :) Found this photo while Googling for the lyrics.

Below are the lyrics for Dragon Fellow. Any mistakes in the lyrics below are solely my own.

A long long time ago, in a kingdom far away
There lived a gentle dragon in a city by the bay
Dragon Fellow was his name, with scales and breath of fire
A golden heart within his chest and the finest dragon attire

Now in this magic kingdom, the dragons all had wings
Except for Dragon Fellow and the cruelest of all things
Was everyday the other dragons played games in the sky
While Dragon Fellow watched their mirth and sometimes he would cry

They sang fly Dragon Fellow, high up in the sky
Play dragon games and float above like a firebreathing butterfly
Oh fly Dragon Fellow and feel the joy it brings
But Dragon Fellow could not fly, alas he had no wings
Oh Dragon Fellow could not fly, alas he had no wings

One day all his dragon friends swooped back down to Earth
To cheer up Dragon Fellow with a little dragon mirth
They told a tale of dragon smiths just beyond the bay
Who specialized in dragon wings and fancy things were paid

So Dragon Fellow packed a lunch and quickly he set sail
Across the bay he floated, in a great big cockle shell
His friends had rigged the makeshift sail of patchwork dragon quilt
Then all those dragons blew at once and there did he sailed will

Now when he reached the other shore he spied a little man
Pointing to a sign which read
“Catch all that you can
Of gossamers and whippoorwills
And bring them straight away
To the handy dragon smiths
Who live beyond the bay”

So Dragon Fellow grabbed a net and soon he filled it full
Of gossamers and whippoorwills and one poor lost seagull
Then up the hill he toddled then, straight to the dragon smiths
Who until now had only been ancient dragon myth

And to a cluttered workshop, he brought his flying herd
Dragon Fellow’s daily catch of butterflies and birds
He saw such grand creations, hanging on the walls
Like dragon wings and fancy things but then he heard sad birdcalls

The dragon smiths said:
“Give to us, all your living things
And we will kill them
to create a pair of dragon wings”
But when Dragon Fellow realized that living things must die
His eyes welled up with dragon tears
With a broken heart he cried

They said cry Dragon Fellow, so loud the whole world hears
Your broken heart is sinking and full of dragon tears
Oh cry Dragon Fellow and feel the pain it brings
When other living things must die to give a dragon wings
When other living things must die to give a dragon wings

The dragon smiths were so upset with such a bleeding heart
They swore they find another way to fashion dragon art
With honeycomb and beeswax, they grabbed a lightweight wing
And covered them with contributions from the living things
Each whippoorwill one feather, each gossamer some dust
The least they could contribute to a dragon they could trust
And when the shop felt silent, he wore the grandest wings
And Dragon Fellow waved goodbye to the smiths and the living things

So fast across the waters, our happy dragon flew
Joining in the dragon games in the sky of crystal blue
The morale of this story is simple yet so true
Just listen to your hear my child and you’ll know what to do

They sang fly Dragon Fellow, high up in the sky,
Play dragon games and float above like a firebreathing butterfly
Oh fly Dragon Fellow and feel the joy it brings
Dragon Fellow’s golden heart has earned him dragon wings
Oh Dragon Fellow’s golden heart has earned him dragon wings

Watch or download Dragon Fellow from DAVE School.

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Art Friday : Tofu The Vegan Zombie : Zombie Dearest

A wonderful CG short film created by William Vaughan in conjunction with students from the September 2007 class of animation and visual effects school DAVE School. The titular character in this 8:22 min film is a timid little zombie with a tofu (or is that yummy swiss cheese) in place of his brain to curb the typical zombie preoccupation with human braaaaaaiins.

While poking his undead nose around the expansive mansion of Professor Vost whom which Tofu lives with together with the Professor’s daughter Addie as well as his faithful simian sidekick, Lab Monkey #5. The combination of Tofu’s inquisitive nature coupled with Lab Monkey #5’s love for fun and mischief is a potent recipe for disaster and that’s what happens in Zombie Dearest.


© William Vaughan / DAVE School Student Productions

What is Tofu & Lab Monkey #5 hiding from?

As you can see above, animation and visual effects like lighting and shadows are top-notch stuff. You’ll find that the sound effects and pacing are equally well executed when you watch Zombie Dearest :)


© William Vaughan / DAVE School Student Productions

Lab Monkey #5 does a Michael Jordan

The DAVE School Movie Theater has quite a substantial showcase of short films by their students - I’ll do up a more comprehensive follow-up post once I finish watching all of them. I do recommend Creeper featuring a gang of bumbling animal superheroes for a start.

Watch Tofu The Vegan Zombie : Zombie Dearest in Flash Video format at DAVE School or download the full high resolution video (68.1 MB) to enjoy at your leisure.

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